Office parties aren’t just free booze and sh*t tunes — it’s a place where your missus is most likely to cheat on you with the guy she’s been flirting with on Slack for months.

Most office chat has sod-all about work and is just banter and flirting. 

60% of office workers would shag a colleague on the sly (according to ZipDo), and Psych Central claims 46% of “loyal” birds cheat regardless. 😳

So she’s probably primed and ready, mate  — here’s why the work bash is her cheat spot.

7 reasons she might cheat on you at the office party

  1. Boss Wants a Piece: A wink from the big man’s enough — 57% of women get wet for the risky thrill of banging the boss, per Discreet Investigations.
  2. Dutch Courage: Three proseccos in, she’s pissed and up for it — 30% of office shags kick off at happy hour, says MCooperLaw.
  3. Cleavage Carnage: That tight dress screams “look at me” — 35% of fit lasses cheat when they’re feeling sexy, apparently.
  4. Bored of Your Mug: You’re dull as dishwater — 44% cheat for a fresh buzz, per Smith Investigations. She’s after new meat. #shinyobjectsyndrome
  5. Power Play: Shagging up the ladder beats your sofa snuggles — office rank turns her on.
  6. Flirty Foreplay: He’s been teasing her on Slack for months — 63% of office mischief happens weeks or months before.
  7. Stress to Caress: No deadlines, just vibes — she’s loose and laughing with her work crush. 

    8. Okay, so there’s some reasons why she’s likely to cheat but how can you tell? 

    6 Signs She Cheated Last Night

    1. Phone’s Glued to Her: Hiding flirty texts from “Work Dave.”
    2. Shower Straight Away: Scrubbing off his stench, reckon?
    3. Weirdly Nice or Silent: Guilt’s got her acting off — clock it.
    4. “Late Finish” Lie: Late, my arse — she was busy elsewhere.
    5. Smirking Like a Twat: That smug look screams “I got laid.”
    6. Stayed at her “friend’s house?” As if.

      7. Admittedly, not every bird cheats at the office bash, but I’ve seen enough — after a few bevvies, most women forget their fella exists. 

      Let’s hope your missus is one of the good girls 🤞

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